Have you ever been cheated on? Have you ever cheated? Why?

-Yes, I’ve been cheated on by 3 boyfriends. Super.

Chris- Stupid boyfriend, cheated on me, I got told by someone who didn’t even realize he and I were still together. I forgave him. He did it again.

Travis- Cheated on me with some dumb bitch named Paige. I fucking hate her. She still claims they were in love. Go fuck yourself.

John- Found half naked pictures on his cell phone messages. She messaged me telling me they didn’t fuck, he just ate her out. She messages me once every few months to ask if I’m still “savoring her flavor.” Lovely.

-Yes I’ve cheated.

Chris- He did it first. Not a good reason, but a reason nonetheless. Though all I did was hold some dude’s hand at a football game, it still felt wrong to me. I admitted it to him immediately.

Travis- He did it first. Again, not a good reason, whatever. I gave Jeston Dulin a blowjob in my living room while my mom was out bowling when I was a sophomore or junior in high school. Jeston was 6 years older than me. I thought I was in love. He broke my heart. He asked for forgiveness a few months later, I forgave him. He told me he loved me, then broke my heart again. His girlfriend (that I didn’t know about) harassed me for at least a week on facebook.

Adam- Travis had me by a fucking thread (if you know anything about the relationship Travis and I had, you understand). I was vulnerable and broken. We had sex. It was amazing, as it always was, until after and I tried to kill myself.

Can you see why I may be a tad cynical? I’m not saying anything is justified, but I’m also glad I’ve grown the fuck up.

60-81

• 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
• -People… use… food?
• 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
• -I don’t have a significant other, but I’m not hiding anything.
• 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
• -For the last time, no
• 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
• -Don’t have one, but no. That’s weird.
• 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
• -Would my significant other be offended if I kick him/her in the groin area? Shit. I don’t need plastic surgery, fuck off :)
• 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
• -For the most part, pornstars these days are generally good looking. And you know they’re clean. Even if they get paid less than hookers, I think it evens out.
• 66: Do you watch porn?
• -Sure
• 67: How small is too small?
• -If you’re tiny but good with your fingers, idgaf dude
• 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
• -Yes, but not in a sexual way.
• 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
• -Already been answered, but Josh and yes.
• 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
• -HA! I don’t have a significant other OR a cell phone! So sure, why not?
• 71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
• -Already answered. Mhm.
• 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
• -Your body. If you wanna be bare, you shave that shit. If you wanna be hairy, you let it grow rapunzel style. Your body, your rules, babe.
• 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
• -That would require having a penis. So abso-fuckin-lutely.
• 74: Booty or Boobs?
• -I’m totally an ass-man
• 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
• -Is this a thing? Do people actually do this? I’d name it Prince Wiggles!
• 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
• -I have.
• 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
• -Yes. He cheated first. Didn’t say it was a good reason, but it’s a reason nonetheless.
• 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
• -Sparkletits McGee.
• 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
• -No. No. Weird.
• 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
• -Considering I live with my friend Adam and his parents….. I can’t even fathom my response. But I’m pretty sure they don’t have sex. Might be why Theresa is so damn stressed.
• 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
• -Oh look. A penis/vagina.

1, 2, 14(both), 66, 62.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
-I’m game, whatever.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
-Good
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
-Ha, you kidding? I can barely have one, I’m convinced the concept multiple orgasms was created by men to boast or women to make other women doubt their/their man’s ability.

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
-Nope.
66: Do you watch porn?
-Not lately, but yes.

2,20,62,69(heh),71

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

-Very good. Very good indeed. Though slightly awkward.

20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

-In a monogamous relationship where both parties have talked about it and know they are clean and using at least some form of pregnancy prevention (unless they want to become pregnant, then you *can’t* use a condom).
Either way, there has to be some sort of communication and mutual understanding. 

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

-I don’t actually. I’m sure they’d be fun, but I can get myself off (ish/not really) well enough without them.

69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

-Josh. It meant the world to me :)

71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

-I rarely wear underwear. I just haven’t found any that I like that don’t cost an arm and a leg.